I’ve been to some fancy parties, And even to an RAF officer’s Mess. But why everyone there seems to drink wine, I really can’t hazard a guess. Wine tastes to…

Long time the Tories have been here. Let’s vote them out! Them and their gout! And not allow them anywhere near.

Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4                                       There are many ways to beat an enemy who is far more powerful than you – in terms of force…

Links to Previous chapters – Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 “…and that is how I turned the Macarena into a game of Simon Says!” Molly belted out, loud enough that…

I could have been a Tory, you know. It turns out that I’m disqualified from joining the Conservative Party, on account that my parents are married. This blog is about…

This post is a little personal indulgence. It’s about Latin, and one of my pet peeves. Once in a while, some so-called ‘August Personage’ such as Rees-Mogg or Johnson gives…

By Fiat Knox, reporting … from home (An outsider’s view of Labour’s 2021 Conference) It’s been hard to describe the state of the Labour Party under Sir Keir Starmer (as…

Major Lars McCourt, E.A.R.S. astronaut Had spent the morning at the gym Then his holophone started bleeping And his no-nonsense boss spoke to him. ‘I hope you’re not busy McCourt,’…

You should see the cats who live on our street,They’re fierce and sleepy, they’re aloof and sweet. Sparky ruled the road with an iron paw,Patrolling his territory til his pads…

Major Lars McCourt, special agent Was a very tall astronaut With the Earth Alliance Resistance Service They called it EARS for short. Extremely early one morning, When the Major was still in bed His holophone…